1. The article describes how Ed, a serial CEO, is approached by individuals seeking to be included in the resignation honours list in exchange for financial contributions to the electoral war chest. 2. Ed manipulates these individuals, promising his intercession with the Prime Minister for honours, while planning to pocket the 'additional expenses' himself. 3. The conversation with Greaser, who seeks a knighthood despite his criminal background, highlights the corrupt nature of the honours system and Ed's willingness to exploit it for personal gain.